Yo Mama so fat jokes

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!