Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said to be continued...
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
