Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat...

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.