Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat...

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.