Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.