Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat...

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.