Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.