Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.