Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.