Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Yo mama so fat, cow!