Yo Mama so fat jokes
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"