Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo Mama So Fat Jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
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Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat, she died!
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
