Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.