Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.

Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.

Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.