Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.