Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out it took 15 years to finish
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that side walked cracked up. 👋🏻
Yo mama so fat the scale said I need your weight, not your phone number
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scales it said one person at a time please
yo mama so fat and emo we call her the rock and roll
Yo mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete laughed up.
Yo mama so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Yo mama so fat that when I buried her she made the earth round
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo mama so fat she sunk the titanic
Yo mama so fat evan Dora can't explore her
Yo mama so fat even nation wide can’t be on her side
Yo mama so fat when she walked in the room we missed three seasons of our show
Yo mama so fat...
