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Gay

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Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

LOL xD

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  • Wheelchair

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    What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?

    RC-XD incoming.

    Sex

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    I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD

    PS free sex at my name

    Night Stand

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    When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

    She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

    Mama

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    Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.