Xd jokes

Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.

Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

LOL xD

What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD

PS free sex at my name

Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂

My life </3 XD :'(

What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. XD

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef! XD

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.