Xd jokes
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
Job sucks. XD
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
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How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD