Wrong Jokes

A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"

someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong

I feel wrong. What does this make us? Still cousins

Pick a number syckkkkkkk that’s the wrong number

Hello *everyone now question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

man: hi doc, i have a problem. i take a shit at 6:00am every morning. doc: whats wrong with that. man: i dont wake up until 8:00am

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have ***, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”

A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.

The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”

“Ten,” says the doctor.

“What, years? Months?!”

“Nine...”

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man they got it wrong, I wanted this shity plane

How did Capetian Hook kill himself, he wiped his butt with the wrong hand.

What is wrong with the Orphan Website? It doesn't have a home page

What caused Captain Hook's death?

He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one

Sorry I got joke wrong the first time

hello everyone, I would just like to apoligize for participating in the protest, and everything else I said. I was wrong, and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny, I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA