Wrong Jokes

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?

The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.

My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Why can't two Asians make a white kid?

Two wrongs don't make a white.

when is rape wrong on so many levels?

inside a lift.

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!

Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.

I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.

What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.

Doctor: You need new glasses.

Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.

Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.

What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?

A Disap point ment.

What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?

Why don’t Asians use phones?

Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!

The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.