Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that? Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?" Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said "but the world is round"
I said, babe you are my world.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
What's the code thing on minecraft that decide the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval. I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah. Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.” My friend was the only one who laughed
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?" "This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world.", says Johnny. The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny and says, "Now you know that's not true son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy." Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true. But one drop of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rappiest with erectile disfunction
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
if WW3 starts i do infact belong in the kitchen
Rape the only sign of world peace in this life.
“ when the ugliest cat looked at you“ then you search up the ugliest thing in the world” you show up
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did. I spread covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo’s World
What is geroge floyds favorit song?
Wishing well by Juice world.
