Wooden Leg jokes
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.