Withers

Withers jokes

Duck

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.

Skeleton

Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?

Because his answers were netherrite.

Community

@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd liโ€ฆ Read more

GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaohโ€™s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, plโ€ฆ Read more