Withers jokes
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Community talk
Verse of the day! "The grass withers and the flowers fade, but the word of our God stands forever.” Isaiah 40:8 (NLT)
@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd li… Read more
GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more