Wire Fencing jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?

A: Udderly destroyed.

A day in the life of a Biden voter.

$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.

No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.

$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.

50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.

No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.

Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.

New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.

Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.

Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.

What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"