Wire Fencing jokes
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.