Winston jokes

What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?

Winston Churchill.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?

Blue Winston.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

I finally stopped drinking for good.

Now I purely drink for evil.

My day started out great until I woke up.