Windows updates jokes
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Fucking Windows updates!
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.