What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
When you see an orphanage bully remind them that no matter how powerful they are they will never be as strong as their dad's..... Oh wait they don't have a dad
If a Indian had powers it's would be throwing tika masala
I make weed disappear, what's your super power?
yo momma is so stupid she saw an anime and started eating an alive rabbit and thought she would get powers
What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
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if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?" "This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world.", says Johnny. The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny and says, "Now you know that's not true son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy." Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true. But one drop of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
1. If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting
10. Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya
12. Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
yo mama so stupid she shoved a battery up her but and said ̈I GOT THE POWER ̈
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
why did Stephen hawking die? Because there was a power cut
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord
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Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her a$$ and said “I GOT THE POWER”
It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour , put in the work, put in hours and take what’s ours
