What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
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If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.
The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
Yo mamma so stupid she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing I’ve Got The Power.
