Wilkes jokes
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
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Im With Stupid 1 minute ago haha it seems my ties of middle school and elementry has passed , and it seems i may be possibly be going to a bloody hell of a highschool , or maybe have the next best / good/ or so years of my life , It seems it is also my last day of school , i will Try being online during the summer , im not 100% sure . Now i will enchant a list of my fellow friends tht made this site fun.
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F in the chat for Wilk 😔
I JUST LOOKED THROUGH SOME OF MY OLD POSTS AND FOUND WILKS ACCOUNT😭IDK WHY IM SO SAD I BARELY KNEW HER