See, I canโt exactly tell my parents the whole truth about how Iโve been dating a girl online since October and explain how weโve been communicating solely on two stranger-filled websites where people are overly sexual and pedophiles lurk
See, I canโt exactly tell my parents the whole truth about how Iโve been dating a girl online since October and explain how weโve been communicating solely on two stranger-filled websites where people are overly sexual and pedophiles lurk
See, I canโt exactly tell my parents the whole truth about how Iโve been dating a girl online since October and explain how weโve been communicating solely on two stranger-filled websites where people are overly sexual and pedophiles lurk
Comments (253)
Cosmologistinterntobe
delete this
The Unknown King of Moderation
No
ฮฑmy
F
Toast ใ
HWOOHO?
The Unknown King of Moderation
I made this post with the intent of having a discussion about Wilkinson so I will leave it up
urfavvirgo
THATS SO EMBARASSING
ฮฑmy
why did you say ew
ฮฑmy
WMOLY
The Unknown King of Moderation
Em you here?
ฮฑmy
EMILY
urfavvirgo
I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER
Toast ใ
CAUSESUE
Toast ใ
YOULE RHOSS
ฮฑmy
okay
ฮฑmy
cool
urfavvirgo
LIKE IMAGINE GETTING IN THE CAR TO GO TO SCHOOL AND HEARING โoh yeah and Iโm taking all of your electronics until I can trust you againโ
The Unknown King of Moderation
See, I canโt exactly tell my parents the whole truth about how Iโve been dating a girl online since October and explain how weโve been communicating solely on two stranger-filled websites where people are overly sexual and pedophiles lurk
urfavvirgo
I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER
ฮฑmy
damn
ฮฑmy
uh
urfavvirgo
yea no ur right abt that
urfavvirgo
trust is more like
Toast ใ
zSHhSHhhhhhh
Cosmologistinterntobe
wsg. i seriously don't understand
The Unknown King of Moderation
My parents would flip their shit
ฮฑmy
okay
urfavvirgo
they trust you not to do smth like that in the first place
Toast ใ
shhdit
urfavvirgo
yk v
urfavvirgo
*?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Just at the fact that im talking to people online
Cosmologistinterntobe
u high again
The Unknown King of Moderation
Let alone the shit I talk ABOUT
Fucking bear
Who is this wilk and what happened?
urfavvirgo
theyโre right thatโs a very irresponsible thing to do
Cosmologistinterntobe
idk
The Unknown King of Moderation
Says you
urfavvirgo
yes says me
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lol
Cosmologistinterntobe
all of us r guilty
Toast ใ
YKIOPPUE
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yeah man weโre all sinners down here ๐
Cosmologistinterntobe
stop being high, toast
Cosmologistinterntobe
ur guilty of lust
urfavvirgo
at the end of the day God forgives us all
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lots of it ๐ญ
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yep
The Unknown King of Moderation
But like
Cosmologistinterntobe
or does he?
The Unknown King of Moderation
We should really try to do better ๐ญ
Cosmologistinterntobe
nah, we're good
urfavvirgo
YEAH WE SHOULD ACTUALLY
The Unknown King of Moderation
Cause thereโs some FUCKED UP shit that happens here
urfavvirgo
IM LEAVING THIS SITE
urfavvirgo
BYE GUYS
Cosmologistinterntobe
good idea
Cosmologistinterntobe
cya
The Unknown King of Moderation
Bye Emily have fun
urfavvirgo
(Iโm being actually serious this time)
Toast ใ
WII?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Abstinence is cool
The Unknown King of Moderation
๐ค
Cosmologistinterntobe
nuh uh. abstinince is for pussies
Cosmologistinterntobe
so lets be pussies
Toast ใ
ppssy?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Abstinence actually doesnโt involve pussies so youโre wrong
Heroin Monkey
jesus died for your sins. keep doing them so jesus didnt die in vain
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MOONUEy
The Unknown King of Moderation
NO THATS A TERRIBLE MINDSET
ฮฑmy
what
The Unknown King of Moderation
Okay imma head out until Madi gets back on
Toast ใ
YeYEYE POOKIE
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UYIIPIE
Toast ใ
edad
Heroin Monkey
its a great mindset
Heroin Monkey
dead chat
Chunke Monke
he's was a burrito and he got eaten
ฮฑmy
weโre prank calling taco bell
Anonymous
Who is wilk?
Anonymous
oml i miss wilk so much ๐
Heroin Monkey
Toast ใ
Heeye
ฮฑmy
NO
ฮฑmy
WAIT YOUR JOKING RIGHT
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kk
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Hey AMy
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Amy:
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?
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'/:D>?
ฮฑmy
what
ฮฑmy
do you want
Toast ใ
HI\
ฮฑmy
hello
Toast ใ
How are oY?
Heroin Monkey
Anonymous
Wait... wow, that was sudden. I never spoke to you but bye ig
Toast ใ
COOL GUY]
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was
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wsg
Anonymous
Hi
ฮฑmy
at a party
Toast ใ
ratio
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get off ur phone and do stufff
ฮฑmy
..right
ฮฑmy
okay
Anonymous
If I name reveal on here, will people dox me?
ฮฑmy
nah the people suck
ฮฑmy
thereโs a lot of people making out
ฮฑmy
itโs gross and unhygienic
ฮฑmy
there is cake tho
Toast ใ
join them
ฮฑmy
i donโt have anyone to make out with
Toast ใ
LLLL
Anonymous
That sucks.
Toast ใ
RAIO|
ฮฑmy
yeah it does
Anonymous
This is why I don't go to parties...
ฮฑmy
itโs not that bad though
ฮฑmy
my friends all left iโm waiting to be picked up too
ฮฑmy
all thatโs left is like the pedo seniors and the making out people
Anonymous
Nice.
ฮฑmy
eh not really
Anonymous
Oh, well good luck.
ฮฑmy
thanks
Wade
Noooo Wilkinnn my sweet little burrito๐ฏ
Anonymous
Ayo?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Aww
Wade
Itโs complicated lol
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐
I am back
The Unknown King of Moderation
To put it simply
Wade
SHHH
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐
Oh yeahhh I remember that
The Unknown King of Moderation
ITS NOT AS COMPLICATED AS YOURE MAKING IT BUDDY
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐
I remember on new years yall had esex in front of everyone
Wade
SHUDDUPS
Wade
*cough*
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐
HA
The Unknown King of Moderation
Shhhh opal
The Unknown King of Moderation
Shhh
Anonymous
Yell at me but I trust no one who E-dates.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Thatโs fair
Wade
I donโt do it anymore!
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hiii =3
The Unknown King of Moderation
Uh huh
Anonymous
That's good I guess
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Wait jake doesnt know Madi irl?
Wade
I donโt
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐
bruver who now
Wade
U didnโt kno that?
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐
Wait they do?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
no I thought they knew eachother at school or smthn
Wade
No
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
they were talking abt having sex tho
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐
Oh...
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
how're they gonna do that online
Wade
Because itโs like a long distance thing
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐
Maryland is a based state
Wade
Theyโre gonna get married
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I mean ive had e-sex n sent lewd videos before, but its not like, real sex. U cant do that online yet
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐
I know everyone's secrets on here
Wade
WHAT
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐
ayo
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I said Ive sent lewd videos n had e-sex but its not actual sex
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐
Ummmmm
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I mean, Its not like I was showing anything, bc if I did, that would be CP
Wade
โฆโฆ.
Anonymous
My sister is E-dating this disgusting guy
Wade
Gross
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ew
Anonymous
He's like 19 apparently but he looks 35
The Unknown King of Moderation
HEY SHUSH YALL CANT BE DOXXING ME LIKE THAT
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Jake what?
The Unknown King of Moderation
We already are donโt you remember the Lego wedding in November?
Anonymous
What Lego wedding?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Wait Jake do u actually not know Madi irl?
Anonymous
What is my name
The Unknown King of Moderation
no we met online
The Unknown King of Moderation
But we live close
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ish
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
ah ok
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐
I feel like it is Tyler or Jacob
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
whats MY name =3
Anonymous
False.
๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐
I also know all the *cough* love interests on here
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmfao
Anonymous
What? This shit's online.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I know jakes name ^v^
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
its "Jake"
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I also know Madi's name
Anonymous
No shit
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Its "Walter Harwell White"
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I know her address to
Anonymous
My name is (you will never know)
The Unknown King of Moderation
Soop you sound like your name starts with a T, S, or A
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
S
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
its "Sooploosh MacSchnibble"
Anonymous
My name starts with an E
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Ethan
Anonymous
Like my irl name
The Unknown King of Moderation
Edna
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Erectile disfunction
The Unknown King of Moderation
Erin
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmao
Anonymous
It's Evan
The Unknown King of Moderation
Eating Disorder
Anonymous
Just kidding!
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Evangelion Unit 00
Anonymous
It may or may not be Ethan or Evan. You will never know.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Is your name
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Evangelion Unit 001
The Unknown King of Moderation
E-sex
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
01*
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Evangelion Unit 02
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Evangelion Unit 03
Anonymous
I just said it was either ethan or evan...
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Evan is short for "Evangelion Unit" in my silly mind
The Unknown King of Moderation
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Evangelion Unit 00 04 n 05 were destroyed actually
Anonymous
Fuck, I give up, my name is Ethan.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Imagine having such an ugly name
Anonymous
Imagine having one name
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
GUYS GUYS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
NEW BOC SONG
Anonymous
WHAT
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
AAAA
Anonymous
WHat is BOC
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
"So Supernatural"
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Blue Oyster Cult
Anonymous
Oh I have heard of them, but I mostly listen to rap music.
Wade
This new promo art is sick
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Oh wow it perfectly matches the tone of their earlier songs this is sooo awesome
Anonymous
For?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Deadpool is so winning that
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
like
Anonymous
Deadpool...
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
its not even close
Anonymous
Deadpool used to be my favorite
Wade
Toast and I r gonna do matching pfps after the trailer drops
Wade
Whoโs ur favorite now?
Anonymous
Nice, me and Chunke have them.
Anonymous
I do not know.
Wade
Lol
Anonymous
Yeah
Wade
You wanna hear a super fucked up story?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
ok
Anonymous
Sure
Wade
Ima make a post for it one sec
Anonymous
Ok!