Why jokes
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.