(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Why Jokes
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
