Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
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