What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Whos Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
