Whos jokes
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.