Whos

Whos jokes

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

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    • I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

    He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

    Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

    I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

    Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

    So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

    It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!

    Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?

    In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢

    Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

  • 2

    • Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.

    My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.

    Guess who came crawling back?

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    • The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Not your dad."

    Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

    The quiet kid says, "AK."

    Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

    Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

    Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

    Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

    ANYONE?

    What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

    One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.