How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
White Girl Jokes
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.