Wheelchair

Wheelchair Jokes

Brother

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

Suicide

My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.

Guy

What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?

MEALS ON WHEELS :-)

Man

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

Trampoline

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.

Kid

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?

Comedy

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

Friend

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

Wheel

Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?

Because he had no legs.

Mom

So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.

Bar

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a barβ€”oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

Vegetable

What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

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  • Man

    What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?

    Mixed nuts.

    Man

    What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?

    A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.

    Dark Humor

    My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.

    Song

    What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??

    Rollin' and Controllin'.