Wheel

Wheel Jokes

Head

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

Wheelchair

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

Friend

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Kid

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

Kid

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

Vr

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

Tag

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Orphan

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

Wheelchair

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

Wheelchair

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."