Whats jokes
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What is this website?
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.