What do you call a whale on a beach Banked
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags it’s tail, and the other TAGS A WHALE!
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale
what does a shark smoke sea-WEED
how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
Me: Hey do you live in the ocean? random guy: Why? Me: Because you look like a whale.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?To get to the other tide!!!😂
What’s a difference between a whale and lizzo? Absolutely nothing
Ur mama so fat that when she when to the ocean all the whales started singing we are family even know your fatter than me
WHY DON'T SHARKS EAT NlGGERS? THEY THINK IT'S WHALE SHIT.
Yo mama so far I thought see was a beach whale
2 whales went to a bar. The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh. The second whale said, "Greg I think your drunk, let's go home."
What did the whale say? Nothing! It just wailed
where do whales get weighed......... the whalewaystation bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
your momma so fat a whale said hello mom
For centuries, Japan’s feudal dictators, called Shoguns, enforced strict laws that kept people from leaving or entering the country. This practice isolated Japan from the rest of the world. By the middle of the 19th century, Japan’s isolationism was creating problems for the United States’ whaling industry whose ships needed coal, food, and water available in Japanese ports. And sailors who were shipwrecked on the coast of Japan needed protection from mistreatment. In November 1852, President Millard Fillmore sent an expedition to Japan to solve these problems. Led by Commodore Matthew C. Perry, the the expedition had both steam-powered and sail-powered warships and several hundred men. Perry’s task was to persuade the Japanese to sign a treaty with the United States that would open Japanese ports and protect shipwrecked sailors. On July 8, 1853, the Perry expedition sailed into Edo Bay about thirty miles from the city of Edo (modern Tokyo). During talks with the Shogun’s representatives, the idea of a treaty was repeatedly rejected. But Perry didn’t give up. Finally, in February 1854, the Japanese agreed to negotiate a treaty. The Treaty of Kanagawa established peace between the two countries, opened two ports to U.S. shipping, and protected shipwrecked sailors. It was signed on March 31, 1854. Perry’s expedition also opened Japan to the rest of the world. Within two years, Japan signed similar treaties with Russia, Holland, and Britain.
