Whale jokes
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home.
They got in the car, and his mother asked, "Johnny, what did you do this time?" So Johnny pulled his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home, his dad was off work and heard that Johnny was coming home early from school. Once again he asked Johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised, so his dad pulled down his pants and said, "Big whale, big whale."
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you鈥檙e fatter than me."
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
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Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What鈥檚 the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
your mom
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 馃槀
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.