Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
Whale Jokes
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
Bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
