Whale jokes
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
Bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
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hello friends. um, i like noodles, i like chocolate milk. i love to fly. i also love anything water related. Whales. Dolphins. Sharks. Stingrays. Jellyifish. i like to watch sci fi stuff. come talk to me, im bored and am super introverted.
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Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said “Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy.” After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said “Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy.” Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home. They g… Read more