A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him "why are you late?" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake" Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him "why are you late" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake", The last kid walks in and the teacher says "why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!
Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.
Why didn't the squirrel wanna go swimming because he didnt wanna get his nuts wet
What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
1950: In the future there will be flying cars
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
when sara gets naked in the shower she turns her taps on :)
What’s red blonde and wet
Saskia in grain
What's red, small, wet and crawls up your leg? - A homesick abortion
Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
this one time i said to a person that tehy are dry they i was wet (ba dum tiss) my bully said i have to shut up i said shut down (ba dum tiss)
How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
