Weighing scale jokes

When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."

Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."