Weighing scale jokes

When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."

Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.

Everyone else in the minefield...

- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.

- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.

- Oh...that might actually be even easier.

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."