Weighing Scale Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Weight

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Weight

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Momma

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

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