Weighing scale jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!