Wager jokes
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Ukraine (馃嚭馃嚘) vs Russia (馃嚪馃嚭), place your bets!
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
Women are like blackjack. I鈥檓 trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.