Wager jokes
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Ukraine (馃嚭馃嚘) vs Russia (馃嚪馃嚭), place your bets!
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
Women are like blackjack. I鈥檓 trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.