Wager jokes

I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.

As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.