Wager jokes
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.