Violent jokes
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.