Violent jokes
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.