Violent jokes
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!