The 15+ Best Violent Jokes

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read

What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

Video games don't make people violent, lag does.

Roses are red, violets are blue, yk what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.🫦

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Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.

What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏

A father and his young son go to a restaurant and to keep him occupied, he gives the boy three pennies to play with. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and his face starts turning blue! The father realizes the boy has swallowed the pennies and starts slapping him on the back... The boy coughs up two of the pennies, but keeps choking.

Looking at his son, panicking, the father starts shouting for help.

A well dressed, serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a nearby table reading from her laptop and sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy’s testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last penny, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy’s testicles, the woman walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word, but keeps the penny.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, “I’ve never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?”

“No,” the woman replied. “I’m with the Internal Revenue Service.”