Violent memes

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.