Violent jokes
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
Community talk
Why am I gonna get violently beat bruh 😭
i going to violently beat rui.
So if y'all haven't noticed i was gone for the weekend Basically it was just like a regional convention for my Jewish youth group Basically to sum up what happened is well I started wearing this Jamaican hat-wig for funnies Kinda like fell hard for a girl (like really really fell for her) Ate shitty meals Did like this event for senior members where we did this got seat thing and i was asked which girls among the sen… Read more