My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
