You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the lysol didn't kill.
Caesar salad jack and jill little johny koala Zebra monkey vegetables bus baa bus
my mums a carrot
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables one is crule to the person getting in the other is anal sex
I cried while my parents were cutting onions..... onions was such a good dog.
A cannibal went to the dietitian and he got told to eat more vegetables so he ate a disabled person
I like my vegetables like I like my women Forgotten at the bottom of my freezer
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable
A: AIDS
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
what do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchiar on fire.-Cooking the vegetables.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPENO BUISNESS!
What’s a cannibals favourite food a vegetable
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables
Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
