If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
I donβt call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
What do you call a special ED class thatβs flooded?
Vegetable soup.
We don't have school shooters we have special ed breeches
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid? Call them retarded
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I donβt eat enough vegetables.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
