Special ed jokes

Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?

A: Makes a Down payment.

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.

An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.

The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."

We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.

What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me, what did you do?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?

Vegetable Soup.

Why do special ed classes have fans?

To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favourite vegetable?

A: The special ed. kid down the street.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?

Vegetable soup.

"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."