A Collection of Playful Puns

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3 hours ago ·

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake!

Why don't fish play basketball?

Because they're scared of the net!

Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?

Because you can't tuna fish!

What do you call an American bee?

A USB!

What fruit likes to go down the slide?

Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!

Cow
Earthquake
Animal
Fish
American
Bee

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smooth-brain. These are simple pun riddles. 'Tuna fish' sounds like 'tune a fish', and shaking a cow gives you a milkshake. It isn't rocket science, but I know your two brain cells are struggling.