If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
US Jokes
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
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Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
