Uranium jokes

If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.