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Uranium 235

66 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
The image is a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and "Uranium-235" each with a list of properties. Both are "Unstable", "Will split up on you", "Hard to find", and "Expensive". The girlfriend "Cannot be used to make atomic bomb" but the uranium can.
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    • Pig

    21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A drawing of a person reading a book to another person in bed. Above the drawing there is a text that reads, "Then the 92nd pig built his house out of depleted uranium and the wolf was like,". Below this text there is a distorted face.
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    • Horse

    32 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    A screenshot of an Instagram chat titled 'A LITERAL HORSE AI by @theoracleelectric'. The profile picture is a horse's head. The chat bubbles show a user saying 'neigh', then 'NEEEIIIIGHI stamps hoof', 'FREEZES Hrrrrrr... holds breath', and 'EYES WIDE WITH HORROR NEEEEEEEIIIIGHHHHHH!!!'. The other user replies 'Hey', 'Stay still', and 'Starts attaching the horseshoes made out of uranium'.
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    • Bomb

    14 views · King bob · 3 years ago
    A technical diagram of the Little Boy atomic bomb, a gun-type bomb, shows the internal components: Uranium 235, detonator and conventional charge. The text gives measurements: 28" in diameter, 10" long, 9,000 lbs, 50 kg of Uranium, 70% 235U, critical mass = 17" in diameter, Y = 12.5 kT.
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    • Kilogram

    3 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago
    A white cat with its tongue sticking out and eyes closed, as if savoring something. Text above the cat reads: "Me when I am offered 17 kilograms of uranium-376."
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    • Cookie

    6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows six cookies each with a label below. The labels are butter, sugar, flour, baking soda, egg, and uranium 235. The cookie with uranium 235 is turquoise.
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