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Run

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
A cartoon image shows a forest scene with trees and grass. A brown bear sits in the background, and a detached human arm with a fitness watch lies on the ground. A speech bubble reads "Great run. You lost 79 kg."
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    • Uranium

    3 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago
    A white cat with its tongue sticking out and eyes closed, as if savoring something. Text above the cat reads: "Me when I am offered 17 kilograms of uranium-376."
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    • Diet

    34 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago
    A tweet from user @papiko_114514 on a dark background. The tweet reads: "It's unfair how easy it is for men to diet 😡😡. Masturbate ↓ About 2g of semen come out ↓ Masturbate 500 times per day ↓ Lose 1kg. Wouldn't you lose 10kg if you'd continue this for 10 days??? 😡😡". Below the tweet, it says "3:55 PM · 2019/02/13 · Twitter for iPhone".
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    • Friend

    1 view · Person person the 3rd · 7 years ago

    My friend asked me:

    Friend: "How much is your body worth?"

    Me: "1 million."

    Friend: "1 million dollars?!"

    Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."

    Friend: "Oh."

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