Ur mum jokes
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Ur mum gay, lul.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.