Who is ur mum
AN EMO
ur mum so old that when i told her to act her age, she died
ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor
ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar,hey said sorry we don't sell food her
Ur mum -oh wait,you don’t have that
ur mum so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost
Knock knock
Who’s there
UR MUM
UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE CALLED TAXI
What do u call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum
You are so ugly when ur mum dropped u off at school she got fined of littering
Ur mum is so fat, that when she walked past the television I missed a whole series of SpongeBob
ur mum
Ur mums queef was like a fucking hurricane 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️🌫️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️
I fiddled ur mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast
What is a queef? Something ur mum did in bed last night 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
If someone is mean to an orphan just say I will call ur mum and make them cry even more
What is the definition of clapped? Ur mum when i am in her bed
ur mum is so stupid when she went on ur phone it got fat.
when god said let there be light he saw ur mum and said let there be dark
ur mum is stupid just like u
