Ur mum jokes
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Ur mum.
Ur mum gay.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Ur mum gay, lul.
Ur mum homo.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
Your mum!
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
"Ur mum is big."
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.