Ur mum

Ur Mum Jokes

Mum

Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

Mum

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Mum

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!

Mum

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

Ugliness

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama

I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.

Queef

What is a queef?

Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️

Orphan

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Mum

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.