Who is ur mum
AN EMO
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
You are so ugly when ur mum dropped u off at school she got fined of littering
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Ur mum.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
"Ur mum is big."
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
