Ur mum jokes
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Ur mum.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
"Ur mum is big."
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.