Ur mum jokes

Ur mum.

What is a queef?

Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️

"Ur mum gay..."

Sorry wrong person.

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

Ur mum gay, lul.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!