Ur mum jokes

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.

(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

"Ur mum gay..."

Sorry wrong person.

Ur mum gay, lul.

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!

Ur mum homo.

Ur mum gay.