Ur mum jokes
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
"Ur mum is big."
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.