Ur mum jokes
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
"Ur mum is big."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Ur mum.
Ur mum gay.
Ur mum homo.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
Ur mum gay, lul.