Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.