Ur mom

Ur Mom Jokes

Insult

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

Skinny

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Mom

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Mom

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

Number

Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

Dad

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mom

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Mom

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

Syndrome

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Uncle

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.