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Your mom’s a guy · 5 years ago
  • Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

    They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

    To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

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    updog · 7 years ago
  • Me: Hey Joe, updog.

    Joe: What?

    Me: Updog.

    Joe: What's updog?

    *Facepalms*

    Me: Lol in the corner.

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    Anonymous · 8 years ago
  • Hey updog!

    What's updog?

    (Laughter)

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