What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves
I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
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What is the difference between The Leaning Tower of Pisa an the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible