I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves
What is the difference between The Leaning Tower of Pisa an the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible
Lets say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world. Now, I get my head chopped of. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what its like to suck my own dick.
