Flexibility jokes

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

I asked the gym instructor,

"Can you teach me to do the splits?"

"How flexible are you?" he asked.

"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

They can blow themselves up.

I suck my dick.

I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.

What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?

Flexin’.

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...

"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."