Unintentional jokes
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂
Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Community talk
I just unintentionally let another man use me last night ✌ Like I thought he was really cool, and we were asking for stuff (ifykyk), but i dindt show him anything, but I did do something ona call with him, I kept telling myself "Do this, and he will stay" And as soon as he got it, the next morning, no texts, blocked. He was complimenting me and shit, and being nice, and I thought if I gave him what he wanted, he would be more interested and want to like have a genuine. Yay. Fucking yay.
I have seen the whole opal drama, and here is my opinion on it.
Even though she may have done some bad things, she regrets it, and is working on being a better person. As she said, she has anxiety and ADHD, and some ppl just cram hate on her telling her to "kill [herself]" and asking the mods and Matt to ban her. I can relate to this, because I have been in these situations before at school, and I struggled to fix … Read more
❗️Hey everyone! I just wanna say something, this is very important to know when you read any of my posts or comments! -I can be unintentionally offensive and rude sometimes, but I’m just being honest. I don’t have any filter when I speak, for example: if you wear your favourite clothing and ask me to be honest if I like it or not, I will give you a brutally honest answer.
-So, if you ever find something I say hurtful or offensive, tell me, if you don’t I will have no idea if I have said anything wrong, or what I’ve said wrong.